9. Because the last time someone else offered to get you a massage was. . .umm . . NEVER
8. You could re-stock a Walgreens pharmacy with the amount of pain relief items in your
7. Your boss is on your last good nerve and if you don’t find a way to calm down right now you might not have a job on Monday
6. You should know by now that lack of advil is not the cause of headaches so taking it won’t cure one either - but a massage can do absolute wonders and give instant relief.
5. Every day you notice that you are looking more and more like the Hunchback of Notre-Dame
4. It is the only place where it is absolutely guaranteed that someone will be nice to you
3. Let’s face it…it takes WAAAAY too much energy to convince your significant other to give you a massage and its usually not good anyway….so skip all the shenanigans and let us do it.
2. Every day you get a massage is a Good Day!
And the number ONE reason to schedule an appointment at Telo Massage Studio is:
1. Because every new client that comes in will get a generous discount their very first visit!
So come on in and let US take care of YOU!